Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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