No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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