OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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