she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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