If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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