How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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