wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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