All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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