just come out here and I will go home with you...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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