I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just forgot I was standing up.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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