Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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