This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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