Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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