May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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