We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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