Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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