Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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