I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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