I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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