morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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