he told me I talked like a deaf person
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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