i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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