Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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