is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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