I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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