tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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