She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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