There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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