I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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