: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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