PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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