called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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