i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize
