Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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