You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
