Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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