Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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