She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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