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ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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