Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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