I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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