i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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