well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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