But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize