She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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