Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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