we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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