So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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