You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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