Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you made out with another girl for some wings
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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