don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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