I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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