so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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