and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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