Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
How naked do you want me to be?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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