She's JV to your varsity
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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