Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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